Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Famous Animals From History

Bria and Emmy are in charge of the blog post today.....



Sacajawea :Everything I did on that journey was for money.


Abraham Lincoln:4 score and 7 years ago our fathers brought forth on this conteinant a new nation concieved in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men were made to serve me.


Benjamen Franklin: A penny saved is a penny destroyed.

Shakespeare:What light through yonder window breaks gas.

General Custer:There is not an indian in the world that can break dance like the Seventh Calvary.


Buzz Aldron:We've got to go to the bathroom. But we don't want to stay long. The ultimate goal is the porta potty.



Amelia Earheart:The bathroom is the price that life exacts for granting armpit hair.



Betsy Ross:Fart is a disease of the heart, in the end there's no treatment, and it might just kill you.


Christopher Columbus:And the bathroom will grant man new relief, his sleep bring dreams of a porta potty.



George Washington:Few men have strength to hold thier pee.


3 comments:

Luann said...

Oh my goodness...!!! Those are hilarious!!! You girls are very creative!

Luann said...

Sacajawea and Abraham Lincoln crack me up...the rest too!

Anonymous said...

wow - that went downhill and towards the bathroom fast - love it! I think it might be time to consider going back to school... aunt tabbi